BLOT SOUNDBOARD

What is this, marra?

An unofficial fan soundboard for the BLOT OUTDOORS SHOW — Chris from Sunderland's wild camping, stealth camping, mooching and takeaway-review YouTube channel. 82 clips of the catchphrases: bus wankers, mandingo, damn you Blot, spank you very much, whaskey, Little Mick and the rest. Tap a button, it plays. Tap another, it plays over the top. Howay.

What's the Blot Meter?

How many times he actually says each one, counted across 562 videos' captions. Have a gander.

How do Blot Bingo and Blot Busters work?

Put a video on, open the game, tap the phrase when he says it. Bingo is line / four corners / full house; Busters is a two-team hexagon race.

Whaskey?

Every whisky he's ever scored out of 10, in one sortable chart — 313 reviews and counting.

Is this official?

No. Fan tribute, no money involved. The real thing is on YouTube; the official merch is here.